All dogs do things they shouldn’t. One form of punishment for humans is the sting of public humiliation that comes from wearing a sign that spells-out one’s misdeeds. If the same were only true for our four-legged friends.
Here are 20 funny pictures of egregious violations by dogs collected from the Internet that feature the guilty party and the charges against them.
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“I took 4 sticks of butter from a grocery bag. Ate 2, smeared the 3rd into the couch. Mom is still searching for the 4th.” -
Mom — I checked the mail for you. Your master’s Diploma arrived!! I’m so proud of you!!! Love, Kerby” -
“I like to hump this Cat.” -
“I lick my man-parts whilst staring at guests. Awkward. Love Orville” -
“I peed on my owner’s co-worker’s shoe. In the office. While he was wearing it.” -
“I tried to make a field mouse my friend, and when he refused I killed him!” -
“I ate 12 pounds of chicken off the counter during game 4 of the World Series; then puked it up on a 4-month-old puppy...” -
“I stole a little girl’s ice cream at the park.” -
“I had breakfast 2x a day for four days straight because I didn’t tell my doggie sitters I had already eaten. (I regret nothing.)” -
“The cat got me hooked on catnip, now I steal her toys all the time.” -
“I chew through walls when the smoke detector goes off.” -
“I always bark at a seeing-eye dog in my neighborhood. And now I am trying to get me new sister to join in!!” -
“I poop in dark bedrooms...” “...and I eat the evidence.” -
“I roll in poop in the yard every chance I get, forcing my mommy to bathe me when she has better things to do.” -
“I ate my mum’s pantyhose then had to beg her for help when I grew a second ‘tail’ the next day. Thank God she saved me...” -
“If you are what you eat, I’m a sofa, love seat, 50 Shades of Grey, patio cushions, candles, end table & a bag of bathroom trash. All in the last 30 days...” -
“I broke 2 laptops because I wasn’t getting enough attention.” -
“I thought your shoe was a snack...” -
“I am laboring under the misconception that iPod earphones are a legitimate means of sustenance.” -
“I’m in the Box of Shame today because: I threw up.”
