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Offer master favorite toy as a token of friendship. Throws it. -
Are you mocking me? Cuz I feel like I'm being mocked. -
Before you see what happened upstairs... I really love you. -
But...but...I sat and everything! I deserve a cookie! -
But the cat gets to poop in the house. -
Don't ask. Butyes, I could use some help. -
Everyone shut the hell up: I'm trying to think. -
Go ahead, bully my kid again. I dare ya. -
God morning: I'm just gonna wag my tail against noisey stuff until you wake up because I love you. -
Hand over da fries, an no one getz hurt. -
Here, lemme help u smile. -
Him? No, he doesn't want a cookie. He says I can have two. -
I have kisses for you...even when you are crabby. -
It's called fashion. Look it up. -
No matter what it is. We want it. -
No time to explain, get in the truck. -
Oh God — how much did I drink last night? -
Play dead? No man, play Floyd. -
Well, it's not going to throw itself. -
Someone is at the door. Let me sing them the song of my people. -
The reason dogs are man's best friend. -
This homework looks hard...do you want me to eat it? -
Today has been ruff. -
Wait...maybe he doesn't want the stick. -
You see what he's doing right? And you're just gonna stand there and take a pic?
